• just sucker punched some bees in court. What I would give to be a fly on the wall of those damn litigious honey makers. #
• thinks its funny when ugly girls say there r no cute guys at the club. Dont they realize guys r looking at them n say’n the EXACT same thing #
• has a love hate relationship with his masseur Mr. Zhou. Sometimes his war on my knots leaves collateral damage. Now on to the hot tub. #
• Even Obama haters are people too. They’re not just an annonymous red color. That’s a harsh reality that I’m trying to come to terms with. #
• Wth? My 74 year old uncle uses skype and is talking about wife swapping. This is turning out into very weird dinner. #
• is fascinated by old people talking about technology. Bluetooth, GPS, skype. “It travels through the air!” #

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