• just had my first foray into new age http://www.drzail.com The psy­cho babel was ques­tion­able but the adjust­ment was right on. #fb #
• @Sabri­naGee That’s ridonku­lous #
• Why are old peo­ple the slow­est dri­vers? Shouldn’t they be the MOST rushed? After all, they do have the short­est time left to live. #fb #
• New Post on my blog: Kogi BBQ stole their taco idea from ME!!!: Yes you read my title right,.. http://tinyurl.com/d579pb #
• Those must be fake! Look how skinny she is… That’d be phys­i­cally impos­si­ble! …but I bet you couldn’t drown her. *gulp *gulp #
• Those must be fake! Look how skinny she is… That’d be phys­i­cally impos­si­ble! …but I bet you couldn’t drown her. *gulp *gulp #fb #
• some peo­ple just don’t under­stand love. and sadly, those peo­ple will be doomed to never enjoy it. #fb #
• is the lat­est vic­tim of the eco­nomic down­turn. #
• hasn’t left the house all day. And hasn’t put a shirt on either. #fb #
• can’t take much more of this devil lan­guage. argh­h­hhh! my ears are bleed­ing! #fb #
• New Post on my blog: The best Red Vel­vet cup­cakes in LA are not from Sprinkes:
  There’s a de.. http://tinyurl.com/ctvms4 #
• New Post on my blog: The best Red Vel­vet cup­cakes in LA are not from Sprin­kles. http://www.kwongfucius.com #fb #

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• if you hate get­ting caught on cam­era at the club, wait till you see what you look like caught on video! #
• If we are more than just the sum of our parts, could it be our soul is the unquan­tifi­able por­tion of that sum? #fb #
• If ur an idiot in real life and have idiot thoughts, Fb sta­tus and Twit­ter just make it pos­si­ble for the world to know ur stu­pid quicker #fb #
• we are cur­rently in the mid­dle of a par­a­digm shift …but then again, when are we not? #
• every stereo­type is born from a grain of truth …and a moun­tain of racism #
• does not have a weak­ness for word games. his weak­ness IS word games. ..can’t spell. it’s a fact. #
• http://twitpic.com/275z3 — It’s so big! …that’s what she said. #
• Is about to pop is Kogi cherry. #fb #
• http://twitpic.com/29o3y — Not even open yet and there’s a line 25 deep. #
• http://twitpic.com/29o7m — Wait­ing for Kogi on sun­set and man­zanita #
• Some things never change. There are still Mex­i­cans inside the Kogi truck mak­ing my tacos. #
• http://twitpic.com/2asus — GTA Chi­na­town? Can’t wait to see if this is racist. #
• @vio­let­mae touche #
• @vio­let­mae you know I am just the hat­er­ade to your kool-aid #
• Lac­tose intol­er­ence and going to melt­ing pot on a date don’t match. #fb #

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• just sucker punched some bees in court. What I would give to be a fly on the wall of those damn liti­gious honey mak­ers. #
• thinks its funny when ugly girls say there r no cute guys at the club. Dont they real­ize guys r look­ing at them n say’n the EXACT same thing #
• has a love hate rela­tion­ship with his masseur Mr. Zhou. Some­times his war on my knots leaves col­lat­eral dam­age. Now on to the hot tub. #
• Even Obama haters are peo­ple too. They’re not just an annony­mous red color. That’s a harsh real­ity that I’m try­ing to come to terms with. #
• Wth? My 74 year old uncle uses skype and is talk­ing about wife swap­ping. This is turn­ing out into very weird din­ner. #
• is fas­ci­nated by old peo­ple talk­ing about tech­nol­ogy. Blue­tooth, GPS, skype. “It trav­els through the air!” #

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