Tag: Lumpe Le

A Galvatron Nation

by on Feb.20, 2009, under Non sequitur

If you haven’t heard by now, there’s a drink called the Gal­va­tron.

The recipe:

1 shot Maker’s Mark
1 shot Patron
1 shot Bac­ardi 151

With 151 being almost dou­ble the proof, at a stag­ger­ing 151, of the other ingre­di­ents which hover around 80, the Gal­va­tron is like 4 shots in one drink. It’s tastes like shit but there seems to be a fol­low­ing gath­er­ing momen­tum behind it. It most likely has to do with Lumpee Le’s hit YouTube song aptly named Gal­va­tron.

The cre­ative peo­ple behind the song and the drink have even made a web­site pro­mot­ing the Gal­va­tron. Check them out and drop them a com­ment. There they cham­pion the  slo­gan, “Drink 3 and Win”. Win…? …win what? …a crip­pled liver that’s been embalmed through alco­hol. Fun­nily enough, the name of the sec­ond part of the three part Gal­va­tron song set is “My liver hates me”. It seem that since Lumpee came out with the  first song, he can’t go out at night with­out peo­ple rec­og­niz­ing him and inevitably buy­ing him a Gal­va­tron. He some­times gets 20 offers a night. In song 2 he laments ever com­ing up with the songs and pleads with peo­ple who rec­og­nize him at clubs to buy him water instead. I give mad props to those who have gone on to fin­ish 3 in a night. The web­site even has a Wall of Fame cel­e­brat­ing those that have fin­ished 3 or more. I’m sure where ever you are, if you send them a video drink­ing 3, they’d throw you up there on that wall. There’s a new show on the food net­work call Man v. Food star­ring Adam Rich­man. I’d like to see his ass try and fin­ish 3.

I didn’t real­ize how pro­lific the Gal­va­tron was until I got a drunk call last Fri­day night around 2am from an old col­lege friend liv­ing out in New York. Drunk as hell and still out at the bars, she called to ask me what the hell was in one. She’d heard from a friend in Nashville who saw the YouTube video and told her to try the drink. Man …nation­wide. Good stuff Gal­va­tron Crew.

WARNING: DRINK RESPONSIBLY

On Decem­ber 26 2008, a vis­it­ing A List pro­moter from San Fran­cisco drank an unver­i­fied num­ber of Gal­va­trons, def­i­nitely more than 3, and trag­i­cally died the next morn­ing. We can spec­u­late on whether or not  his untimely death was due to alco­hol poi­son­ing but I’d rather not go there. Just please peo­ple, drink responsibly.

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